Hi mom! Hi dad! hehehehahaha:)
Socks are nice to have. You never realize how much you appreciate socks until the washing machine breaks and all of your precious socks are dirty.
The breaking and quitting and falling apart began a few years ago with the oven I think. It failed on Thanksgiving if I remember correctly (always perfect timing I might add). Broken appliances are always an exciting adventure for kids, not parents who pay for repairs or replacements. For kids, getting new things is fun. Now, I don't get such a thrill when things break. I'd rather have clean socks. Oh well, its still very interesting to write about. At the rate we're going I'll have to enjoy that luxury while it lasts because soon our entire house will be brand new.
After the oven things settled down for a while. Then the dishwasher broke. We have a new dishwasher. Again things calmed down and there was a break from breaking (hahaha).
In July, in the middle of blazing hot weather, our fridge died. Slowly but surely it died. We bought a shiny new fridge and figured things would die down again. Then...the computer bogged down. Some extra ram and it was a million times louder and much faster. With the arrival of fall the fan in our gas fireplace went crazy and makes awful noises. Dad turned the fan off. The fireplace still works. That's where that issue stands. How bout the insta hot (brilliant invention)? Somehow air got into the pipes. When it is turned on it dispenses water smoothly for all of five seconds. After that back the heck up or you will be burned to a crisp by the sputtering spitting boiling hot water. Those are the minor problems. Now, on to bigger and better things.
The furnace. The maintenance guy said that if he tried to clean up the pipe it would fall apart. It was that corroded. We have a new furnace. Mom's van now has brand spanking new brakes. Ha, I almost forgot to mention the garage door and the mechanism that lifts it up and down both quit. Both are new. That just wasn't good enough. As of right now, the washing machine is taking up part of the hallway, the kitchen and the laundry room. Its guts are in the laundry sink. How did you guess? Its broken. The repair man is coming tomorrow. The catch? It might not be fixable. You just never know :) How fun!
This morning I called Dad at work. I don't think he likes hearing from me when he's at work :) I had to let him know that the dishwasher was spewing yellow water all over the kitchen floor. Thrilled is the only way to describe him. HEHEHE! not. After that I called Mom. She had no words.
Reading this is actually comical :) The best part is that I'm sure I'm forgetting something. I'd say I have no idea what else could possibly go wrong. But then something else would go wrong immediately.
Hopefully soon I have clean socks!